Baby G.O.A.T ‘Hex Muffin’ - Tote Bag

Baby G.O.A.T ‘Hex Muffin’ - Tote Bag - ‘Ghosted But Still Glowing’

(Greatest Of All Totes)

Meet the tote that screams “I’m soft but also kinda dead inside”—in the cutest way possible. This wide-eyed baby goat is rocking full skeletal chic with pastel rainbow horns and a face so sweet it could resurrect your mood. Equal parts creepy-cute and cosmic woodland whimsy, this is your go-to bag for when you’re feeling soft, strange, and fabulous.

Pick your strap colour—black, red, or yellow—when you check out (they’re not swappable, so choose your chaos wisely).


Specs for the spooky:
• Made of 100% polyester (soft, structured, and supernatural)
• Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 6.64 oz./yd.² (225 g/m²)
• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)
• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)
• Max weight limit: 44 lbs (20 kg)—because you carry emotional weight and snacks
• Dual handles: 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width: 1″ (2.5 cm)
• Handle sizing may vary slightly by location
• Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our in-house team (no AI goats were harmed)
• Fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 certified—safe for you and the planet


Whether you’re off to a moonlit picnic or a midnight thrift run, this little undead goat is coming with you. Because weird is cute. And cute is powerful.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!