Baby G.O.A.T ‘Lil Reaper’ - Tote Bag

Baby G.O.A.T ‘Lil Reaper’ - Tote Bag - ‘Bones, Bloom And Baaa’

(Greatest Of All Totes)

For the souls who sparkle and haunt, this pastel goth baby goat is your newest emotional support skeleton. With galaxy-glazed eyeballs, a full set of bones, and the cutest undead smirk you’ve ever seen—this tote says, “Yes, I’m emotionally unwell but also magical as hell.”

A full mood for the softcore cryptid, chaotic good witch, or anyone who’s ever said “I’d die for that aesthetic.”

Choose your strap vibe—red, yellow, or black—at checkout (they’re not interchangeable, so commit to the chaos you want to carry).


Bag specs for the corporeal realm:
• 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.64 oz./yd² (225 g/m²)
• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)
• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 L)
• Max weight limit: 44 lbs (20 kg)
• Dual handles made of 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width: 1″ (2.5 cm)
• Slight variation in handles by fulfillment location
• Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our in-house team
• OEKO-TEX 100 certified fabric—because even skeletons deserve soft, non-toxic textiles

This tote is for when you’re soft, spooky, and carrying 3 snacks, 1 hex, and a journal of unspoken poetry.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!