Baby G.O.A.T. ‘Pastel Kid’ - Tote Bag

Baby G.O.A.T. ‘Pastel Kid’ - Tote Bag - ‘Cuteness With Horns Attached’

(Greatest Of All Totes) 

This baby goat isn’t just here to look adorable—it’s here to carry your emotional baggage and your snacks. With galaxy eyes, rainbow fuzz, and a face that says “I’ll follow you to the ends of the earth or the farmer’s market”, this tote brings unapologetic cuteness with just a hint of mischief.

Perfect for mystical souls, goat lovers, soft-hearted rebels, and anyone whose main personality trait is “cottagecore chaos with pastel intentions.”

Choose your vibe—red, yellow, or black straps—to match your mood (not interchangeable, so choose wisely at checkout).

Grounded-in-reality details:
• 100% polyester body
• Fabric weight: 6.64 oz./yd² (225 g/m²)
• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)
• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 L)
• Max weight limit: 44 lbs (20 kg)
• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width: 1″ (2.5 cm)
• Slight handle variations depending on fulfillment location
• Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our in-house team
• Fabric certified OEKO-TEX 100—safe for you and the baby goat’s aura

This tote says: “I’m soft, I’m stubborn, and I carry light and chaos in equal measure.” Basically? The greatest of all totes.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!