Dead Inside ‘Grim Glitter’ - Tote Bag

Dead Inside ‘Grim Glitter’ - Tote Bag - ‘Hollow But Highly Functional’

(Because mental health is a journey, but looking adorable is forever.)

Whether you’re spiraling through space or just surviving your day with deadpan flair, this tote gets you. Featuring a starry-eyed skeleton cat surrounded by rainbow galaxy vibes and the painfully honest mantra:
“I know I said I’m dead inside but you still think I’m cute?”
—this bag says what your face won’t.

Perfect for emotionally unavailable softies, pastel goth souls, and anyone who balances existential dread with lip balm and memes.

Pick your favourite vibe—red, yellow, or black straps (they’re not interchangeable, so commit to your colour-coded mood).


Reality check details:
• 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.64 oz./yd² (225 g/m²)
• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)
• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 L)
• Max weight limit: 44 lbs (20 kg)
• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width: 1″ (2.5 cm)
• Slight handle variations depending on fulfillment location
• Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our in-house team
• OEKO-TEX 100 certified fabric—so you can be dead inside but eco-conscious

This tote carries your trauma, your snacks, and your ✨emotional contradictions✨—all while looking cute enough to distract from the existential void.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!